Break from the Norm - Reality

Blog 'til I drop

It is now August, and I have decided (with the council of me), that I should blog as much as possible throughout the holidays. He says knowing this plan will fail. -_- Although most days I will continue with my style of thought provoking posts, I will give that a rest for today and do a tag.

 - But, you never do tags!?!
 - Well, can't I start
 - It goes against your image!
 - Well who cares?
 - The fans
 - What fans?
 - Actually scrap that, you have no fans, go on do a tag.

Well with that long and unnecessarily long conversation sorted, lets get on this tag that I saw my friends complete. To see their answers go here - Maddy's and Elli's.

1. What was the last liquid that you choked on? 
= My own saliva probably, I'm not that smart. Also, shh your dirty mind.

2. How many times did you wake up today before actually getting up?
= Well I kind of wake up and lay there for 5 minutes, before walking downstairs

3. Did you or have you had sex with the last person you slept with in bed? 

= Umm, socially awkward blog. WHAT DO YOU THINK!

 

4. What breed was the last dog you saw?

= Don't know, looked like a poodle cross, thing, wow I'm great with dogs

5. When you sign your name do you use your middle name?  = No, not any more

6. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

= Out

7. Who did you celebrate you last birthday with?

= Friends, they know who they were.

8. Do you have anything important to do today? 

= Oh, just a heap load of work. Nothing much. Not putting it off or anything.

9. What object in your house had a light bulb burn out last?

= Kitchen, its ALWAYS the kitchen light, we've stopped replacing them now, only 3 work.

10. What did you last eat that required milk? 

= Cereal

11. When getting dressed do you put your pants (trousers) or shirt on first? 

= Sod you Americans, they are called trousers. *Stands Patriotically in front of Union flag while sipping tea, and singing "God save the Queen".*

In answer the Question - Trousers

12. When drinking hard alcohol do you take shots more or make mixed drinks? = (Same as my friend) I don't drink hard alcohol.

13. Have you ever woken up next to someone after a night of drinking? 

= *See previous answer*

14. Is your toilet paper on the right or left side of the toilet?  = Umm, right

15. Do you use a handrail on stairs if there is one? 

= No, I bound two stairs at a time. SOCIALLY AWKWARD ALL THE WAY.

 

16. What was the last thing you saw that made you smile? 

= My friends puns.

17. Do you have any tattoos that you don’t like anymore?  = I don't have any tattoos.

18. What was the last thing you sat on? 

= Other than this Chair, the one I ate food off, yes, I eat socially .... just

19. If a bug is in your car do you kill it or try to push it out your window?

= I freak out my sister with it.

20. Is there laundry in your room that could be done? 
= No, because we are organised. (He says boasting, with his smug British face)


Well that just about does it. I'll get back to my usual controversial conversations with myself later. But, here we go. Have you learnt anything, probably not, but who cares, its the holidays.

Don't lose focus on what really matters

-|CJ|-